You Know You're a Mommy When...

You know your a mommy when...

1. You sacrifice an $400 Ipad for a $300 breast pump.
2. You can clean the kitchen with one hand.
3. Your underwear is inside out most of the time.
4. You use nipple ointment for lip balm.
5. You get good at relay race eating with your spouse ("Quick! Baby hand off!")
6. You no longer care about your boobs hanging out.
7. Going to the grocery store to buy cheese, sans baby, is your "you" time.
8. When leaving the house is like going on vacation everytime because of all the bags. 
9. The most searched topics in your google bar is "baby poop colors," "how to increase your breast milk," and "baby sleep schedules."
10. Suddenly 4 hours of sleep is considered "great". 

I will keep adding to this list as time goes buy.